What do you call an Italian who talks to dead people...

[Greedo]

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Luigi Board.

 

[theloafer]

lmaoooooooooo

 

[Chromatic]

That did make me laugh.

 

[Greedo]

That's because it's that bad it's funny

That did make me laugh.

 

[tyred]

I wouldn't say I bust out laughing but it did make me smile

 

[D-Rider]

How do you talk to dead Glasgwegians?


yip....

with a weegie board

 

[Chromatic]

That's because it's that bad it's funny

True, but as long as it's funny it doesn't matter if it's bad.

 

[PaulB]

How do you talk to dead Glasgwegians?


yip....

with a weegie board

Now THAT'S funny!

 

[giantscr2.0]

How about the Italian that thought a bigamist was thick fog??

 

[dudi]

How about the Italian that thought a bigamist was thick fog??

*groan*

We all know that you get in trouble for this kind of thing... Del Boy got a wrap on the nuckles for telling this joke on live radio:

What do you call an Indian cloakroom attendant?
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Mahatma Coat.


BOOM BOOM!


and people complained about that... some people are very sensitive.

 

[Cubist]

Or the guy who thought "innuendo" was Italian for "suppository"

 

[Maz]

what do you call a bloke with a piece of gammon on his head?
Ham-ed
what do you call a bloke with 2 pieces of gammon on his head?
More-ham-ed

 

[Dayvo]

what do you call a bloke with a piece of gammon on his head?
Ham-ed
what do you call a bloke with 2 pieces of gammon on his head?
More-ham-ed

and who lives in a narrow street?

More-ham-ed Alley

 

[Cubist]

what do you call a bloke with a piece of gammon on his head?
Ham-ed
what do you call a bloke with 2 pieces of gammon on his head?
More-ham-ed

Maz, can we do the one about the Bradford DIY expert, Ahmed Arshed?

 

[Slim]

What do you call a Scottish cloakroom attendant??

Angus McCoatup