Vindaloo and six pints.

[mickle]

Glad I'm not working today since I can't stray too far from the lavatory, ring-stinger from hell. Ouch.

 

[rich p]

It's why God invented vaseline.

 

[dan_bo]

Careful. Vaseline's a petroleum product and therefore volatile!

 

[GrahamG]

Yeah but you feel truly 'cleansed' after it's all blown over.

 

[mickle]

Blown under more like. I woke myself up with my own incessant farting this morning.

 

[wafflycat]

I think we should all be wearing these...

 

[magnatom]

I think we should all be wearing these...

Ah yes, the new ATC6000

 

[goo_mason]

So the rusty sherrif's badge is more like a Japanese flag today then ?

 

[ChrisKH]

This is what Germaloid's oinkment was invented for. Alternatively take some codeine based pain killers and some Loperamide Hydrochloride (Arret or something similar) and the pain will be gone in no time.

Don't ask me how I know.

 

[Kirstie]

Ah, arse wasps.

My favourite

 

[spandex]

Mickle what is up you all ways have a extra hot Vindaloo

 

[mickle]

I think Andy takes it rather personally when I ask for a Vindaloo hotter than their usual fare. Evil man. The endorphine rush was worth it though.

 

[spandex]

arr give up you love it when they push you