What ridiculous reactions and reporting: “it's understood the driver - a woman from Germany - is deliberately taking her bright green mode of transport round the whole of Scotland.”
’Deliberately’?
Doesn’t everyone use their chosen mode of transport deliberately? Maybe she’s deliberately spending her cash here as a welcome tourist.
Then there’s the bit: “motorists feared it was so small they could have "driven over it".” It’s so unusually visible that people from Eaglesham, Lanark, Arran, Kilmarnock, Douglas, Tighnabruaich, and Ardrishaig have reported it so it’s probably a lot safer to ride than a standard bike.