Toy Library Assistant

[Speicher]

I have recently seen a Job Advert for a Toy Library Assistant.

So I have been playing around my CV to try and get it right. Would I be a model applicant for this job do you think?

 

[ttcycle]

You might need some training first though Speich!

 

[marinyork]

Do you not need shrinking first?

 

[Speicher]

Do you not need shrinking first?

Possibly not, as I would have to drive a very large van. It operates an Outreach service to rural areas.

 

[accountantpete]

From that photo in a Balloon you looked to have a bad case of split-ends so I'd go for a hair fix before applying.

 

[summerdays]

I would have thought you would need to like meeting adults and children, and you probably would need a CRB check. My sister uses a toy library and enjoys being able to change the toys when her children are getting bored with them.

 

[TheDoctor]

Always a bit of a lotto, these things. I hope you come out on top.

 

[Speicher]

Arranging displays could be tricky.

 

[Speicher]

From that photo in a Balloon you looked to have a bad case of split-ends so I'd go for a hair fix before applying.

I have no intention of getting dolled-up for the interview.

 

[Aperitif]

Isn't there a monopoly on toy librarians in your part of the world Speicher? Draft a note and see what turns up - it's worth the risk.

 

[Speicher]

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Does that mean you are the library managers plaything?
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That suggestion was very lewd .. oh

 

[Aperitif]

[QUOTE 1252175"]
Phrase such as "model applicant" (which you used earlier) would get you noticed (in a nice way) I'm sure.
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I think it was a mere bagatelle Crock - nothing serious.

 

[Aperitif]

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Speicher should introduce herself as the Pinball Wizardress!



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Who?

 

[Speicher]

Every summer the staff have a Barbie cue.

 

[Speicher]

Do you not need shrinking first?

Even allowing for the down-sizing of the Library services, there will still be Staff shortages.