Toes.

[Noodley]

I've just had cramp in my toes, and am sitting here flexing them. I've never really noticed before but they seem awfully long...and they look like those pork sausages you get in the cans with beans.

Just thought I'd mention it..

 

[marinyork]

It's all the walking on those marbles in your signature.

 

[Chuffy]

I've never liked to say but they definitely detract from your overall beauty.
Sorry.

 

[Noodley]

I've never liked to say but they definitely detract from your overall beauty.
Sorry.

Which is a worry. What shall I do now that I know? People will still see the same me, but I shall know I have toes like those wee sausages.

 

[Keith Oates]

You could buy some blue shoes and write Heinz on them to try and fool people that they really are little sausages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Abitrary]

erghhghgh yucchchchccchhhh, the thought of 'toes' or 'feet' make me feel like puking. I'm only replying to this thread because I haven't had a good wince in a couple of days.

 

[Chuffy]

Which is a worry. What shall I do now that I know? People will still see the same me, but I shall know I have toes like those wee sausages.

Walk around with your flies open and little Noodley hanging out. No-one will notice your toes.

 

[Keith Oates]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Noodley]

Walk around with your flies open and little Noodley hanging out. No-one will notice your toes.

That would just be a mis-placed little sausage....

 

[Dayvo]

There seems to be an increasing number of females suffering from camel-toe these days!