This is classic !
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gavroche
Getting old but not past it
- Location
- North Wales
Cyclists also breathe harder hence producing more carbon dioxide so the answer is: stay at home, don't drive and just get fat watching day time tv and putting stress on the NHS. It is a no win situation really so I will keep my car and carry on cycling in my spare time.
Brandane
Legendary Member
- Location
- Costa Clyde
Cyclists eat more cake too. Extra deliveries to cake shops; extra electricity being burnt at the cake factory.
Research (by me, 10 minutes ago) shows that cyclists eat more burgers too; so more methane farting cows in the fields eating grass which would otherwise be absorbing CO2, probably.
Real cyclists drink whisky, which although distilled in Scotland, is put in bottles some of which are air freighted in from China (and that IS a fact - I've seen them).
Research (by me, 10 minutes ago) shows that cyclists eat more burgers too; so more methane farting cows in the fields eating grass which would otherwise be absorbing CO2, probably.
Real cyclists drink whisky, which although distilled in Scotland, is put in bottles some of which are air freighted in from China (and that IS a fact - I've seen them).
classic33
Leg End Member
Faulty research here. Fewer cows in the fields if cyclist numbers increase. Where's the beef going to come from?
Roadrider48
Voice of the people
- Location
- Londonistan
And if you drive an electric vehicle does it use your battery up quicker?
Brandane
Legendary Member
- Location
- Costa Clyde
Good point! But it's supply and demand, those clever farmer types don't like having cows in their fields just to chew the grass and leave cow pats everywhere. They have to know that some greedy cyclist somewhere is going to want a slice of cow at some point in the future. So they have more cows now, to supply future demand.
classic33
Leg End Member
Take one home!
It'll keep the grass short and what comes out the rear is good for growing
deptfordmarmoset
Full time tea drinker
- Location
- Armonmy Way
What's the source for that cackgargler?
A mate that does hill climbing in beach buggy's . All light hearted banter but he is a bit anal
deptfordmarmoset
Full time tea drinker
- Location
- Armonmy Way
Loads of anal people around but please tell him to flush the toilet after use not post the toilet paper online.
The negative effect on the climate is being exaggerated by the growing use of junctions. Vehicles having to slow down (wasting kinetic energy) and then have to accelerate at junctions, using more fuel.
If you can maintain your momentum you use much less fuel.
Ban junctions
The negative effect on the climate is being exaggerated by the growing use of corners. Vehicles having to slow down (wasting kinetic energy) and then have to accelerate at corners, using more fuel.
If you can maintain your momentum you use much less fuel.
Ban Corners
The negative effect on the climate is being exaggerated by the growing use of pedestrian crossings. Vehicles having to slow down (wasting kinetic energy) and then have to accelerate at pedestrian crossings, using more fuel.
If you can maintain your momentum you use much less fuel.
Ban pedestrian crossings
The negative effect on the climate is being exaggerated by the growing use of cars. Vehicles having to slow down (wasting kinetic energy) and then have to accelerate due to other cars, using more fuel.
If you can maintain your momentum you use much less fuel.
Ban all other vehicles... apart from mine
If you can maintain your momentum you use much less fuel.
Ban junctions
The negative effect on the climate is being exaggerated by the growing use of corners. Vehicles having to slow down (wasting kinetic energy) and then have to accelerate at corners, using more fuel.
If you can maintain your momentum you use much less fuel.
Ban Corners
The negative effect on the climate is being exaggerated by the growing use of pedestrian crossings. Vehicles having to slow down (wasting kinetic energy) and then have to accelerate at pedestrian crossings, using more fuel.
If you can maintain your momentum you use much less fuel.
Ban pedestrian crossings
The negative effect on the climate is being exaggerated by the growing use of cars. Vehicles having to slow down (wasting kinetic energy) and then have to accelerate due to other cars, using more fuel.
If you can maintain your momentum you use much less fuel.
Ban all other vehicles... apart from mine
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
Tell him if he ever has an accident then he shouldn't go to hospital - more people die there than anywhere else!
markharry66
Guru
perhaps a move away from fossil fuel and a move towards manure as a new energy resource.
Heavy investment plenty of roses and load of old bullocks is the way forward.
Heavy investment plenty of roses and load of old bullocks is the way forward.
classic33
Leg End Member
Who'd fill her up for you though?
