Things have changed

[Mad Doug Biker]

As some will know, I was meant to be having major surgery on Friday, but due to various reasons regarding a vital part of my.... err, Internal anatomy being enflamed, they have delayed it until further notice.

So, if you thought you were getting rid of me for a while, then sorry. .



That is all.

 

[roadrash]

damn

 

[Herbie]

As some will know, I was meant to be having major surgery on Friday, but due to various reasons regarding a vital part of my.... err, Internal anatomy being enflamed, they have delayed it until further notice.

So, if you thought you were getting rid of me for a while, then sorry. .



That is all.

What you getting done? Hope it goes ok

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

What you getting done? Hope it goes ok

Its a bum transplant!

Seriously though, it is (look away if you are squeamish) it is getting what is left of my intestines (my small intestine) made into what is called a pouch (to store... Waste, just like the large bowl would do), which in turn is to be connected back up my bum, so I'll be able to make smells for the first time in over 2 years!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Well, you did ask!!

 

[Herbie]

Its a bum transplant!

Seriously though, it is (look away if you are squeamish) it is getting what is left of my intestines (my small intestine) made into what is called a pouch (to store... Waste, just like the large bowl would do), which in turn is to be connected back up my bum, so I'll be able to make smells for the first time in over 2 years!!

Thanks for letting me know....good luck mate

 

[defy-one]

Hope it goes to plan when the time comes to have the ope

 

[roadrash]

so I'll be able to make smells for the first time in over 2 years!!

yeah ....I bet the family cant wait

 

[Night Train]

Good luck MDB

 

[coffeejo]

(to store... Waste, just like the large bowl would do)

Am suddenly overcome with an urge to get rid of my large mixing bowl.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

so I'll be able to make smells for the first time in over 2 years!!

yeah ....I bet the family cant wait

I already produce a different smell (in my bag) from normal as I only have a small intestine. Sometimes it can be like 'baby poo', maybe even being green, but other times, it can be downright offensive - it depends what I eat, but regardless of this, it just isn't the same as before!

I'll never produce anything solid ever again by the way!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Am suddenly overcome with an urge to get rid of my large mixing bowl.

I think that was the predictive text thing on this iPad, it couldn't possibly have been me!

 

[roadrash]

on a serious note (for a change) have you had to change your diet or watch what you eat

 

[Glow worm]

Good luck MDB, and hope you can get it all sorted asap.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

on a serious note (for a change) have you had to change your diet or watch what you eat

Yes, I can't eat significant amounts of undigestable things like nuts and things with a skin because it can all get caught up inside me.

I has happened twice so far and its bloody sore for, say, a couple of days until it finally works its way through. In serious cases you might need surgery, but I think you have to be monumentally stupid for that to happen!

Also I need to consume more salt than usual, drink more fluids (like juices, not water as that 'washes' things away) and eat things to derive the goodness from them. I can't absorb as much of things you see.