The rules

[leigh williams]

http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

But I'm a bloke - I never read instruction manuals!!

 

[black'n'yellow]

http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/

definitely the first time that anyone has ever posted that.....

 

[youngoldbloke]

Hi Leigh .....

definitely the first time that anyone has ever posted that.....

........ NOT!
http://www.cyclechat.net/search/1576170/?q=velominati&o=date&c[node]=4 ........
..... take a listen to this too: http://velominati.com/wp-resources/audio/Obey_The_Rules.mp3

 

[Andy_R]

Rule 51

 

[Lanzecki]

The rules are not to laughed at. Rule 5 applies in all aspects of life.

 

[helston90]

Nothing quite like dropping one of these rules into a conversation with a non-cyclist and seeing the blank look on their faces.

 

[Steve H]

I find compliance with rule 37 very difficult at this time of year:-

Rule #37 // The arms of the eyewear shall always be placed over the helmet straps.

In warmer times this is easy and works well, but in this 'badass type' riding weather, I like a buff or balaclava. Then very difficult to keep the eyewear on without tucking under straps. Anyone have any tips to help me comply or have I simple to 'Harden the f***up' and stop wearing these extra bits of headwear?

 

[MattHB]

I tell students to observe rule 5 when they're moaning about timetable changes

 

[youngoldbloke]

I find compliance with rule 37 very difficult at this time of year:-

Rule #37 // The arms of the eyewear shall always be placed over the helmet straps.

In warmer times this is easy and works well, but in this 'badass type' riding weather, I like a buff or balaclava. Then very difficult to keep the eyewear on without tucking under straps. Anyone have any tips to help me comply or have I simple to 'Harden the f***up' and stop wearing these extra bits of headwear?

I too have lost sleep over this conundrum.

 

[Hip Priest]

I find compliance with rule 37 very difficult at this time of year:-

Rule #37 // The arms of the eyewear shall always be placed over the helmet straps.

In warmer times this is easy and works well, but in this 'badass type' riding weather, I like a buff or balaclava. Then very difficult to keep the eyewear on without tucking under straps. Anyone have any tips to help me comply or have I simple to 'Harden the f***up' and stop wearing these extra bits of headwear?

Yes, stop taking it so seriously.

 

[Cycleops]

These people are taking the piss. Maybe you didn't realise.

 

[thegravestoneman]

the rules have changed since I were a lad. Used to be "never pass any one who is not wearing socks they ARE quicker than you" doubt if I could ever of foregone them this time round though anyway!

 

[Steve H]

These people are taking the ****. Maybe you didn't realise.

SHOCK

 

[mattobrien]

I find compliance with rule 37 very difficult at this time of year:-

Rule #37 // The arms of the eyewear shall always be placed over the helmet straps.

In warmer times this is easy and works well, but in this 'badass type' riding weather, I like a buff or balaclava. Then very difficult to keep the eyewear on without tucking under straps. Anyone have any tips to help me comply or have I simple to 'Harden the f***up' and stop wearing these extra bits of headwear?

Oakleys can be worn over the helmet straps and also over a headband, buff or balaclava. That is if you are serious about observing no. 37. Not necessarily a cheap option, but one can't put a price on obeying the rules.