The rule book

[Berties]

Some one sent this link to me
If you have a bit of time and want a laugh
http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/

 

[youngoldbloke]

What do you mean - a laugh?

 

[Kiwiavenger]

the rules are The LAW!!!!!!! break them at your peril

 

[4F]

Live to rule 5 and you won't go far wrong.

 

[Rob3rt]

Live to rule 5 and you won't go far wrong.

About 95% of the people in this section would really benefit from taking rule 5 to heart!

 

[Stonepark]

Seen that a while back.... some of it is quite humerous

 

[AndyRM]

See Rule #1.

 

[Davehateshills]

The rules are not there to be laughed at they are there to be followed!

 

[Cyclist33]

About 95% of the people in this section would really benefit from taking rule 5 to heart!

And the remaining 5% would benefit from not sucking their own dicks so much.

 

[Rob3rt]

The remaining 5% don't have so much time to suck their own dicks because they are out putting in the miles rather than deliberating a spot of rain or worrying about what hand they drink from their bottle with. I am sure if they had more time they would pleasure themselves much more though!

 

[benb]

Seen that a while back.... some of it is quite humerous

I'm going to have to give you a sternum talking to, you bonehead!!

 

[Berties]

What do you mean - a laugh?

Rule number 5 was worth a grin

 

[spacecadet9]

Rule 5 all the way baby...

 

[Crackle]

Who thinks up this rubbish. Best place for that is to print it out on soft toilet paper and...........blow your nose on it.

 

[Rob3rt]

Who thinks up this rubbish. Best place for that is to print it out on soft toilet paper and...........blow your nose on it.

It is meant to be taken a bit tongue in cheek Crax! Although rule 5 really is a keeper!