the Far Infrared Ray Effect

[just jim]

As long as I wear my new Wiggle approved dhb Compton Base Layer, it will protect innocent bystanders from my natural musk forever. Not only does it have Scotchgard (tm) protection, it has an Aegis (R) Microbe Shield which will control any "odor, staining and deterioration". On top of that it also incorporates Nanobon Liprotex (D). Here's what Nanobon Liprotex (D) can do for you, exactly as described:

• Minus Ion Effect
  
  Nanobon Liprotex Bamboo Charcoal fiber can release lots of minus ion. It'll help to neautralise lactic acud, balance blood PH, enable body metabolism and blood circulation control nervous system.

• Far Infrared Ray Effect
  
  Nanobon Liprotex Bamboo Charcoal products can release nature far infrared ray to work with human body's exist ultra red to increase molecule vibration, to keep human body warm from inside."

I'm not going to mention the Nanobon Liprotex C-Dry effect, or it's Deoderant Properties, because it took ages to type this much.

You know, right now, I smell pretty good.

 

[domtyler]

I'm sure you're worth it Jim!

 

[dantheman]

Does It Stop Your Sh*t From Stinking As Well???

 

[just jim]

Does It Stop Your Sh*t From Stinking As Well???

I won't have those results back till tomorrow morning, but I'm working on it.

 

[dantheman]

well, if it works, i know some people who need it....
















not me of course (unless you dont like roses)

 

[TVC]

You might smell sweet Jim, but there is an overwhelming stench of Techno Bull coming from the product description.