The end of Know How? (Google Helpouts)

[MossCommuter]

What on earth are you lot all doing just flagrantly giving away all this advice for nothing?

Are you all bonkers?

Stop being so helpful and start selling your advice to Google immediately!

https://helpouts.google.com/home

The going rate for a bicycle maintenance class is $1.50 per minute or $50 per hour!!

 

[fossyant]

Send me your money

 

[Sheffield_Tiger]

Hit it with a hammer
If that doesn't work, get a bigger hammer

There - all you need to know, for FREE!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Hit it with a hammer*
If that doesn't work, get a bigger hammer**

There - all you need to know, for FREE!

*Impact mechanic ($3.00 per minute)
** Advanced impact mechanic ($5.00 per minute)

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I would not trust any random internet advice unless it comes from Cycle Chat

 

[Gravity Aided]

Or Sheldon Brown, GrhS.