The 5 Scientific Experiments Most Likely to End the World

[red_tom]

Link.

It seemed kinda topical.

Contains some absolute gems like

To grossly simplify it, on a scale smaller than atoms, the quantum level, everything suddenly turns into a goddamn circus. Quantum physics is to regular everyday physics as a David Lynch film is to a mainstream blockbuster. We're talking particles popping in and out of existence, being in two places at the same time, and generally acting like peanuts.

 

[arranandy]

As Private Fraser would say 'We're all doomed!!'

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

AMATEURISH. ONLY I AM PLAYING ZE QUANTUM BILLIARDS VIZ A FULL SET OF BALLS. NOTHINK PERSONAL YOU UNDERSTAND.

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

Wrong bit of Switzerland Hadron

VE ALL FIB ABOUT OUR SIZE. I AM BIGGER ZAN ZEY HAFF TOLD YOU.

 

[atbman]

Don''t worry, we can't fall into another universe thro a black hole. We'll land on the shell of the giant turtle on which this universe rests.