That London - it's a hell hole

[swee'pea99]

Witness my local dog-walking woods, this morning...

 

[nickyboy]

I bet if I stood still there, some local would be having a go at me

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Aahht my f'in way you norvern mankey...

Spoiler: Offensive language

 

[Drago]

The muggers and junkies are well hidden in that lot.

 

[MiK1138]

Is that a trap door on the path?
" Trixy Landoners"

 

[nickyboy]

It looks like a prime dogging spot

Actually I should rephrase that....It looks like how I would imagine a prime dogging spot to look

 

[Paulus]

Looks wonderful.

 

[Crackle]

I don't see an entrance to Hades. Do you have to say a special word?

 

[slowmotion]

I don't see an entrance to Hades. Do you have to say a special word?

It's already in Hell. It's north of Watford.

 

[Slick]

I was working in Erith and staying in Dartford for a while and wanted to either cycle to work or do the tourist cycle through London even just following the river.

All the local advice I got was "nah mate, they will f***in keel ya boy".

I never did get to do it, maybe next time.

 

[dan_bo]

Im in bloomsbury tonight.

it's very, very quiet.

 

[NorthernDave]

I'm down in that there London tomorrow.
Say hello if you see me.

 

[Slick]

Hello

 

[NorthernDave]

I'm down in that there London tomorrow.
Say hello if you see me.

Well no one said hello, so I must have missed everyone.
I did try to talk to some people on the Underground, but that didn't go too well either...

 

[Markymark]

Well no one said hello, so I must have missed everyone.
I did try to talk to some people on the Underground, but that didn't go too well either...

Sorry, but I did throw 50p in your cup as I walked passed.