Ha ha, when I started cycling with my present buddy about 7 years ago his cycle shorts were so transparent that you could see his hairy bum and it was only a matter of time before they split open, he wore a ridiculous old helmet on the back of his noggin like a peanut and the laces of his entry-level shoes used to get caught around the pedal spindles and he used to come to a sudden stop in the road. He has now gone to the other extreme and wears nothing but Rapha; my neighbour has started coming out with us and I suspect this funny jersey is a bit of a dig at my original buddy.