Sweet suffering christ...

[Chuffy]

Baggy is watching Strictly Come Dancing in the other room. I'd rather pluck my own eyes out but I can't help but overhear the tunes that the assembled fame-craving f*ckgibbons are prancing about to.

Dear god almighty, it sounds like the worst, nastiest, most simpering Barratt Estate karaoke imaginable. It made me want to eat my own ears.

What kind of screwed up country are we that such aborted, sub-70s crap is enjoyed and lapped up as entertainment?

Jeez....

 

[Joe24]

Think thats bad. I went to see HSM3 today

 

[tdr1nka]

This is precisely why I won't have a TV in the house.

 

[Crackle]

Fantastic stuff: Yummy outfits

 

[Flyingfox]

..it's probably a girl thing, but I love Strictly

 

[gavintc]

I just wish someone would find a good scandal with Bruce Forsyth. He is genuinely dreadful, like watching some dirty old man compering a show. My wife likes the programme, I hate it and withdraw to the laptop .

 

[Chuffy]

Think thats bad. I went to see HSM3 today

Voluntarily? WHY!?

 

[mondobongo]

Lovely and quiet in my house. No Telly on certainly no dodgy reality shoes just thinking about what cd to put on.

 

[swee'pea99]

Not a fan then?

 

[tdr1nka]

Lovely and quiet in my house. No Telly on certainly no dodgy reality shoes just thinking about what cd to put on.

What are reality shoes, ya daft shod?

 

[mondobongo]

I is losing it too long on my own I think and this bloody wireless keyborad has a mind of ots own sometimes.

 

[tdr1nka]

I imagined reality shoes to be steel toe cap SPD's

 

[cookiemonster]

Think thats bad. I went to see HSM3 today

Did you go of your own accord or were you told to go?

 

[Chuffy]

Two words. Lisa Snowdon.

Who?

 

[wafflycat]

The man who wears red rubber shorts whilst performing YMCA makes a complaint about the quality of Strictly Come Dancing?

Pot... kettle...