Simples?

[TheCharityShop]

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[gaz]

Could people cease this nutty 'simples' expression which has unfortuneatley crept into modern parlence due to the meercat dot com ad along with any number of excreable internet abbreviations, lol etc etc

I have a sense of humour but the use of this stupid expression is deeply annoying and does nothing to convey the jokey demeanour of the user but merely exposes what a dum dick crackhead they really are

please stop because you know who you are

Sure thing, simples

 

[tiswas-steve]

Sure thing, simples

Lol@simples pml lmao

 

[cd365]

Isn't simples in the Oxford dictionary now?

 

[Mad at urage]

It's certainly in the dictionaries:
Simples - plural of simple

SIMPLE
1 a : a person of humble birth : commoner <thought very little of anybody, simples or gentry — Virginia Woolf> b (1) : a rude or credulous person : ignoramus (2) : a mentally retarded person 2 a : a medicinal plant b : a vegetable drug having only one ingredient 3 : one component of a complex; specifically : an unanalyzable constituent

example: "Gathering simples by the sea shore"

 

[wiggydiggy]

Chillax brethren its street innit

 

[HLaB]

I think i simply got to this thread too late again, dam meerkats.

 

[Cheddar George]

I know how you feel, it makes me yearn for the days before meerkat marketing when evry t**t was yelling WHASSSSSUUUUUUPPPPP !!!!!!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

The word for someone who believes "simples!" to be the height of erudition and wit is a "simpleston".
Personally, it'll be a long time before I allow a television advert for insurance to form any part of my sense of humour. And an even longer time before I'm persuaded to buy a particular brand of insurance by a bunch of talking meerkats. Or an animated nodding dog. When did almost everyone in Britain become a moron?

 

[Twigman]

isn't the correct spelling 'tsimples' ?

 

[Cheddar George]

The word for someone who believes "simples!" to be the height of erudition and wit is a "simpleston".
Personally, it'll be a long time before I allow a television advert for insurance to form any part of my sense of humour. And an even longer time before I'm persuaded to buy a particular brand of insurance by a bunch of talking meerkats. Or an animated nodding dog. When did almost everyone in Britain become a moron?

Rhythm Thief uses GO COMPAREEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

isn't the correct spelling 'tsimples' ?

Who cares?

Scary.

No, really, stop it now.

For f**k's sake. "... an overnight sensation that the viewing public has taken to their hearts." Christ.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Rhythm Thief uses GO COMPAREEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!

I don't, though. I get my insurance by phoning people up, usually out the back of the classic car press. With a car as odd as mine is, it's the only way.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

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RT, you should apply to join the cast of Grumpy Old Men.
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I know. You should see me when I'm in a bad mood.

 

[pshore]

I have a sense of humour but the use of this stupid expression is deeply annoying and does nothing to convey the jokey demeanour of the user but merely exposes what a dum dick crackhead they really are