shoot trainer / shoe hybrids

[Abitrary]

Those strappy, brown leathery, flimsy abortions that have destroyed the sartorial life of this nation.

You know the ones. The ones that have creeped up to afflict even some 60 year old men, I noticed today.

I bought *one* pair in my life when I was 30, and as I was trying them on I heard a little fashion ghost on my shoulder whisper 'young man's shoes'.

What a ****ing joke. And the root of the problem is women.

Women always bang on about judging a man by their shoes, but the minute the choice is in their hands, they dress their man like some extra from the rocky horror ****ing picture show.

Shoes are not toys.

 

[rich p]

Have you always had trouble with what's right and wrong - and I don't mean in your choice of shoes?

 

[Noodley]

Abbers, why do you do this?

 

[Abitrary]

Abbers, why do you do this?

sorry, you're right. How shall I undo my irrational hatred of certain types of shoes.

 

[Noodley]

Fair enough. It's your choice to post this rubbish, but it's a pity cos you're just gonna completely p*** everyone off (again). Stick to being quirky rather than crude.

 

[Abitrary]

Fair enough. It's your choice to post this rubbish, but it's a pity cos you're just gonna completely p*** everyone off (again). Stick to being quirky rather than crude.

What is the sentence for pissing people off? Will I be out in time for my birthday?

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Hopefully Admin will do what's right with this thread.

 

[Abitrary]

Hopefully Admin will do what's right with this thread.

Hopefully admin wears better shoes than you do. I can just imagine you with your young man's strappy crappy shoes, shuffling along with your walking stick, winking at goths.

I imagine admin wears shoes according to whatever else he's wearing. A nice pair of brogues maybe.

 

[bonj2]

he's got a tie-dyed rancid shirt, he wears his birkenstocks to work - is he a jerk? no just confused. Jeff don't wear regular shoes.

 

[Abitrary]

he's got a tie-dyed rancid shirt, he wears his birkenstocks to work - is he a jerk? no just confused. Jeff don't wear regular shoes.

Don't try and out-me, me. Just be yourself.

Take a deep breath and try to be constructive. It's not just all about you, don't you know.

 

[Danny]

So you want everyone wearing brogues?

 

[Abitrary]

aaah, I've just had a flash of realisation that some of the indignant people so far wear those stupid shoes, despite their age.

Grow old gracefully, unwilling indignants.

 

[Danny]

aaah, I've just had a flash of realisation that some of the indignant people so far wear those stupid shoes, despite their age.

Wrong.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Such a fixation on footwear is not a healthy sign at any age.

 

[Fab Foodie]

So you want everyone wearing brogues?

Ok in the winter, but a nice Italian Loafer for the summer please.