She was only

[Firestorm]

A post in the fabulous coffins thread got me thinking about my favourite "She was only the XXXXXXX's daughter " jokes

She was only the Fishmongers daughter but she laid on the slab and said fillet.

whats yours ?

 

[Theseus]

She was only the gamekeepers daughter, but she liked a good plucking.

 

[Saddle bum]

She was only a stableman's daughter, but all the horse manure.

 

[Globalti]

She was only a welder's daughter but she had a set 'o lean legs.

 

[Piemaster]

She was only a poets daughter, but she was not averse

 

[slowmotion]

She was only the roadmender's daughter, but she knew how to get her asphalt.

 

[graham56]

She was only the tobacconists daughter, but she was the best shag in the shop.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

she was only a grocer's daughter, but she sold the whole country down the river…

 

[snakehips]

Good grief , a couple I haven't heard before !

She was only the astronomer's daughter but by God she was a meteor

Snake

 

[graham56]

..... the goalkeepers daughter, but she let everything in but the balls.

 

[ColinJ]

Methinks that the thread locking clock is ticking...

 

[Yellow Fang]

Methinks that the thread locking clock is ticking...

That's what the chaps at Evans used on my Brompton to stop the bolt holding the rear triangle coming loose.

 

[ThePainInSpain]

She was only a publicans daughter, but she knew how to pull 'em

 

[Speck]

She was only the garage owner's Daughter but she knew the smell of Benzole

 

[Speck]

She was only the Matchmaker's Daughter but she knew where the red end went