Save me

[Chuffy]

That 'king awful program is on. You know, the one that pissed up Lambrini drinkers love. Opium of the lower classes and all that jazz....

Please, someone distract me.

Where is Brian Sewell when you need him?

 

[Baggy]

Hah! NOBODY wants to save you

Brian Sewell is busy rehearsing for Dancing on Ice 2009.

 

[Aperitif]

Fancy a dance Chuff?

 

[Fab Foodie]

I thought you meant University Challenge...

 

[yenrod]

 

[Crackle]

Fantastic stuff <passes Chuffy hot needles for his eyes>

 

[Chuffy]

'orrid barbarians the lot of you....

 

[Keith Oates]

Just go to bed and read a book, Chuffy. How to grow Roses, for example!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dave5N]

Mate, do what I do.

Turn it off.

 

[wafflycat]

Aye, Chuffers... all of this whining. Methinks he doth protesteth too much. Really Chuffers loves it, but won't admit it as he thinks it'll destroy his latex-wierdo-credibility. No worry, Chuffers, as we've got you sussed. You can freely admit you just adore Anton du Beke, that you wich you were him, and no-one will think any the worse of you (to your face, anyhow).

 

[Dave5N]

Is that true? Chuffy is really called Anton? Wow!

 

[wafflycat]

Well I think he's more of an illicit love-child of Craig Revell-Horwood and Bruno Tonioli with a longing to be Anton du Beke...

 

[Dave5N]

Nah, you've completely lost me now.