sausage

[nicholas]

Bought a cycle shirt from aldi thinking it would be okay in a large but really I know I am x l but thought it would be okay but I look like a sausage it it should have take it back get money back or think I will loose weight with cycling in it or should I think cook it and look like a sausage what do you think would you ride with Mister sausage

 

[Cuchilo]

I'll ride with anyone . You should see the state of the people I drink with

 

[cosmicbike]

Live with the sausage look. I too look like a sausage with sunburn in my size L jerseys now, having put on a 'little bit' round the middle being laid up all Summer...
Not sure I'd ride with you if you insisted on being called Mister Sausage though, would likely draw some interesting comments....

 

[DCLane]

Accept you look like a sausage ... for now.

Once you do a decent amount of riding then you'll fit into it better, until it's too big. Although I must admit I didn't actually get rid of the baggy tops over the lycra until I'd reach a Medium.

 

[nicholas]

I know you would ride with Mister sausage your not scared

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I know you would ride with Mister sausage your not scared

Hey, at least you're not a 5mph Mister Sausage!

 

[Cuchilo]

Anyway you have it good Mr Sausage , every time I put my cycle helmet on I look like a cock !

 

[Kies]

Be a sausage
Sausage is good over the winter months
Wear something over it too hide the layers of fat as they sizzle
Then come out in the spring, having lost the fat, looking like a lean chippolata


P.S i am the battered sausage that gets picked last on a Friday night!

 

[slowmotion]

Be a sausage.............
Then come out in the spring, having lost the fat, looking like a lean chippolata

Or even a cocktail sausage

 

[classic33]

Hey, at least you're not a 5mph Mister Sausage!

Wouldn't that be Mrs Sausage?

 

[Gravity Aided]

Or even a cocktail sausage

Or a dry salami

 

[cosmicbike]

Or even a cocktail sausage

And who says size doesn't matter...

Rate I'm going I'll be re-appearing in Spring more like a haggis than a sausage

 

[nicholas]

I know what you mean think I would describe myself as rotund

 

[Bryony]

The sausage look could be your motivation to get the miles in! I know it's mine! Although I'm less like a sausage more of a Michelin man well lady!!

 

[Murlo-Ku-Ku]

Well, if you can squeeze to a size L jersey, you're most like less sausage-ey than you think anyway...