Saturday morning joke thread

[Bigtallfatbloke]

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss one
in the air, then catch it in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his
wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into
his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded only in pushing it in
deeper.
His wife tried to help, but after hours of trying they became worried and
decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date.
After being informed of the problem, their
daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the
father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut
flew out.
The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted
that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the
kitchen for something to eat.
Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's
wonderful. Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?"
The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!"

 

[Shaun]

Really did wonder where that one was going ... until that last line

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Reminds me of the one that asks

"What's Green and Smells of Pork?"
















Kermit's middle finger.......