Roy Keane - My part in his downfall

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[Paulus]

Probably a coincidence, Roy keane is a bit unstable at the best of times, but just in case, make sure you don't use any page with pictures on it again.

 

[snakehips]

I used the article with the photo of Keane at the forefront to literally wipe my bum.

I'd have tried that a long time ago if I'd thought it would work.
I must dig out an old newspaper with a picture of Ferguson in it and go for a pony.

 

[Maz]

To the tune of Cwm Rhondda sung at many a footy ground:

You're not fit to
You're not fit to
You're not fit to wipe my arse
You're not fit to wipe my arse

...but not true for Keano!

 

[rich p]

If only you'd wiped your arse with a picture of Dubya and Blair 8 years ago

 

[Mr Pig]

Ohh, he's holding up a magnifying glass...

 

[Dayvo]

Next time, see if you can get rid of Brown, too!

 

[Maz]

Roy Keane giving his resignation speech...

 

[Aperitif]

I'm going to poo-pooh the idea of magical powers, preferring instead the flash in the pan, chancer approach.