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Scottish painter of people on beaches, among other things.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y02wxgrzlo
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y02wxgrzlo
Competent technique, utterly banal subject matter.
In Vettriano's words about his critics:
"They don't like an artist who is as popular as me because it takes away part of their authority. If they want to ignore me, let them.
I have what I want and that is the support of the public.
That means far more to me than the approval of a bunch of well-educated art buffs."
Sold the most expensive Scottish painting for 750k a while back.
Someone liked his work
That brought to mind the lyrics of " Matchstalk men "
Now they said his works of art were dull
No room, all round the walls are full
But Lowry didn't care much anyway
They said he just paints cats and dogs
And matchstalk men in boots and clogs
And Lowry said that's just the way they'll stay
.......
Now Lowries hang upon the wall
Beside the greatest of them all
And even the Mona Lisa takes a bow
This tired old man with hair like snow
Told northern folk its time to go
The fever came and the good Lord mopped his brow
It’s clearly very popular, but mass market art stuff never goes down well with critics.