Well done, now how about writing us a short report about how it went!!!!!
Hi
I started at 7.30, yes there was a lot of people but nothing so much as to hold you back. Till we got out of London the only thing to stop us were the traffic lights, but after a couple of them I started to take notice from the distance and time my cycling that as I reached it turned green, a few times this worked.
The very first 'incline' on a narrow country lane just on the outskirts of London (dont know precisely where we were) it was like a funnel but miraculously didnt need to get off even if I almost did -with my clips still on

- because of the amount of cyclist in this tiny lane, many had to stop even if they were capable of cycling it, just because of the sheer number of cyclists.
Must say was really impressed with the whole set up. Plenty of signage (some marshal points were confusing as the numbers didnt correspond to the mileage reached - does anyone know why?) , marshals, police, support vehicles, photographers (none of which seem to have been capable of capturing me!) mechanical 'huts' and refreshments stops. Quite nice to smell BBQ at 9am!
Obviously there were a lot of people out for the fun and comrade, some who stopped at the above mentioned BBQ at 9 am and some that started pushing the bike at the slightest incline. But there was a great atmosphere and yes some 'cyclists' can be considered inconsiderate for dismounting on the right to then nonchalantly crossing the road infront of everyone who was making an effort however at the same time, fatty old me (compared to them) was cycling up the first two hills that NO ONE MENTIONED TO ME EVER

and overtaking, slim, fit, young man walking their expensive carbons

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I have seen one near miss and one incident were bikes went down like dominos and on both occasions I must say were caused by cyclists

that thought they were doing the Tour de Brighton and racing past anyone in the way without pre-warning. I can see that you might be unlucky enough to get indirectly involved in an accident, however if you ride to road conditions and are not too engrossed in a deep conversation, then it is unlikely.
It all went well up to the 40m which I reached in 3h 25m (not bad for my standards, happy with that)
I had a camelback and water bottle but was drinking very slowly because a. I was scared to run out b. I get easily motion sick (elevators, rocking chairs, Playstation...all make me sick) and cannot gulp too much water.
Only had some banana chips to munch when I was feeling low and in the morning for whatever reason possessed me I made myself a Nutella sandwich and tucked it in my pocket 'just in case') well the banana chips (although I adore them) left my mouth chewy like a 90 years old granny so didnt eat them all and the Nutella sandwich was my savior. Gave two bites and put it away, within second it was all in my mouth and it felt so good!
That wasnt enough though as I was soon approaching Ditching I was really low on energy (having had very little food and drink) and never stopped once, my head felt so hot I even thew some cold water over it, after the first 50ft I stopped and started walking up the hill with my shoes in my hand (the cleats were making me slip).
I felt so low

I felt a strong urge to sob (and Im definitely not a cry baby) I dont know what took over me but felt so 'emotional!" was trying to hold it till the end but when I finished I was so happy the feeling thankfully went away. I jsut wanted to get away from there and missed the apparently free massages
But at least now I know why you need a triple, most bikes going up were the heavy mountain bikes with triple chainset. BTW how amazing the different array of bicycles you see
When I went past the refreshments stop I would have loved if some of the food / drink was offered on the go as when I was cycling past I could see all these goodies like a mirage but didnt want to stop. As we went past a village though I saw my opportunity, two little girls offering slices of oranges, ahhh I rode toward them like a
and missed it!!! Luckily the little one (bless her cotton socks) run alongside me and I got a slice, ahhh that was the best feeling ever, fresh, sweet, juicy orange!
Got to the top of Ditching hill and then the big downhill, against all my principles I could not hold myself like an irresponsible teenager and put the highest gears, tucked myself away using the aero bars and clocked 44mph!

Weeee all the way down till the traffic light.
Arrived after 4.45min. the weather still holding even though the winds had picked up.
Im really pleased and registered for both next year night and day race!
Only a little disappointed that Action photo does not have 1 picture with my mumber
Other thing is I found it strange that my legs never hurt in the 'aftermath" the only real pain was in my neck/shoulders and my humm 'bits', I definitely need to invest in a lady friendly saddle: suggestions anyone?
thanks FunnyMummy x
