Reasonable Demands!!!

[GentleBenn]

God I'm BORRRREDDD!!!!!

I DEMAND, like some petulant, spoiled, overactive child,to be entertained !
(would also like some cake, the finest availible to humanity ! you know the one?)

Tell me something funny,or interesting,or so help me,I'll drink jack daniels until janet street porter looks and sounds good!

AND Pictures,c'mon people!

 

[montage]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O09gfp8oBqo&feature=related

 

[GentleBenn]

Not bad !

Gonna give you a 5/10 !

 

[Aperitif]

Here's an old but good GentleBenn - so many jokes so little time...


The teacher said to the class, "I want you all to think if there were 5
sparrows on a fence and 1 got shot, how many would be left?"
Little Johny stuck his hand up and said "None Miss, 'cos all the other's
would fly away."
"No", said the teacher, "the answer is 4. But I like the way you were
thinking".
Johny then asked the teacher if he could ask her a question, to which
she agreed.
Johny asked, "If there were 3 ladies with ice creams. 1 licking, 1
nibbling at the edges and 1 sucking at the ice cream, which one is
married?"
The teacher thought and then replied, "the one sucking at the ice
cream."
Johny said, "Nope. the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you
were thinking".

 

[TVC]

Take your pick:

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[snapper_37]

But Janet Street Poh-ta is CLASS!!!!

Bloodyhell Ben *sigh*

 

[GentleBenn]

Here's an old but good GentleBenn - so many jokes so little time...


The teacher said to the class, "I want you all to think if there were 5
sparrows on a fence and 1 got shot, how many would be left?"
Little Johny stuck his hand up and said "None Miss, 'cos all the other's
would fly away."
"No", said the teacher, "the answer is 4. But I like the way you were
thinking".
Johny then asked the teacher if he could ask her a question, to which
she agreed.
Johny asked, "If there were 3 ladies with ice creams. 1 licking, 1
nibbling at the edges and 1 sucking at the ice cream, which one is
married?"
The teacher thought and then replied, "the one sucking at the ice
cream."
Johny said, "Nope. the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you
were thinking".

Like it!

 

[montage]

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says, "Sod off you won't give it back."

 

[montage]

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
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Quite interesting...

Tell an English person Woolies went down and they'll get upset.

Tell a Welsh person that and they'll get all excited!
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I see supermarkets are now offering a 'bag for life'.

The church has been doing that for centuries. It's called marriage.

 

[snapper_37]

Anyone hear that Pedigree has gone bust.....??












They have got the retrievers in ....

 

[longers]

I like the dwarves one

What's the first sign of madness?












Suggs coming up the garden path.

 

[snapper_37]

I like the dwarves one

What's the first sign of madness?












Suggs coming up the garden path.

Like that!

 

[GentleBenn]

Anyone hear that Pedigree has gone bust.....??

They have got the retrievers in ....

 

[GentleBenn]

 

[snapper_37]

Hey Ben - are you being entertained now?