Public Shaming - Ha ha ha....

[Stig-OT-Dump]

Took the kids and the dog to the park today for a kick about and just as we were getting onto the grass some bloke's labrador did a big jobby. The owner just watched and then went to walk away. I hailed him with a loud "EXCUSE ME". He turned and in a very loud voice I told him that he'd not cleaned up.

"I haven't got a bag" he mumbled. So I gave him one of mine and berated him for not only not having a bag, but for not having a spare.

Because he hadn't even considered picking it up, he'd lost sight of the mess. So I stayed for about 5 minutes explaining to my kids what a bad man he was, telling him he should be ashamed of himself, and making sure that every passer-by knew exactly what type of ar$*h0le the bloke was. I could see him shrinking until he eventually found the steaming turd.

And do you know what? I still don't feel bad about it. I hate c*nt5 like that!!!

 

[Over The Hill]

Is that why you are Stig o t DUMP?

 

[Crackle]

Good man. I've spent more than a few minutes looking for my dog's mess, surprising how easily it disappears. Starting to irritate me how many people just couldn't be arsed to do it.

 

[longers]

It's not pleasant when you think you've found it and grab a cold one by mistake

 

[Crackle]

It's not pleasant when you think you've found it and grab a cold one by mistake

Yes indeed, the temperature test.

 

[longers]

But you can't just put it back can you?

Spare bags are good.

 

[Aperitif]

Luckily, humans have water closets - which enables them to finish their crisps in peace, without the angst of whether to put ones hand in the greasy side, or indeed, turn the bag inside out...

Well. Sunday night's 'bizzare' night - n'est ce pas?

(I always carry spares btw )