* Ping Aperitif -looking for a Tuit in Ikea

[Speicher]

You said you were going to Ikea yesterday. Did you see anything called a Tuit?

I have been told that they are very useful items. Essential when you start to plan a project or even when you just start thinking about doing something. I have often heard them mentionned but never found one, yet. As it sounds vaguely foreign I thought perhaps they might have them in Ikea.

I am not sure what colours they are available in, or even what shape, round or square.

I would like a blue one and preferably square. Did you see any?

 

[Crackle]

I went last week. Out of stock. Always out of stock. They had the Tu but the It wasn't expected for several weeks. Apparently no one has made it yet.

 

[wafflycat]

I am often short of round tuits

 

[Speicher]

Odd, I thought they had been made for many years, but that does explain why so many people have not got one.

 

[tdr1nka]

I had to go to Croyden Ikea but still never got a....................
*punchline removed by Moderators so as not to spoil joke*

 

[Speicher]

This is a serious question, Mr Drinka, there appears to be a shortage of these items, and you think it is a Joke?

 

[tdr1nka]

I honestly keep meaning to search one out but until this very day I have never got a round tuit.

Still looking for those elusive glass nails tho.

 

[Aperitif]

I honestly keep meaning to search one out but until this very day I have never got a round tuit.

Still looking for those elusive glass nails tho.

They are handy things...a wise owl needs a tuit to woo.
I understand why you perhaps need one Speicher.

 

[Speicher]

Yes, every one keeps saying someone these days about when they get a round tuit they will do what I ask them.

 

[postman]

The good wife tells me our staircase will need decorating after the mess of taking out the Kitchen.So along with the Elbow grease i will get around tuit.

 

[Aperitif]

The good wife tells me our staircase will need decorating after the mess of taking out the Kitchen.So along with the Elbow grease i will get around tuit.

Stick with the bad one - forget the tuit...

 

[longers]

I've got one

I've been meaning to hang it on my wall.

Haven't bothered yet, or something like that.

 

[badkitty]

Yep. I've got one too. Had it for years. Keep meaning to throw it out, but I never seem to get round to it. Thereby proving the uselessness of said item.