Piles/ haemorroids

[Rusty Nails]

Backpack or stool, the principle is the same I think. Probably squatting has the same affect in getting things moving

I tried this this morning and knocked my head on the bathroom sink falling off the toilet seat.

 

[presta]

I went to the quack and have been prescribed these

Did they give you the machine gun to put them in?

 

[All uphill]

Wondering if it could be yeast in bread causing irritation. Been avoiding it for months but have reintroduced it to my diet in recent days. Anyone else experienced issues with this? I'm stopping eating it again just in case.

Bread in excess causes me bloating and after a few days I get piles.

 

[GlamorganGuy]

Bread in excess causes me bloating and after a few days I get piles.

I've cut out yeast again, eating only yeast-free bread. Starting to feel a bit better. Chucking a few prunes into my daily cereal so I don't have to make too much effort on the bog.

 

[Tom B]

I find Weetabix gives me a consistent soft stool that helps at times of need.

 

[Milzy]

I find Weetabix gives me a consistent soft stool that helps at times of need.

I find it makes me pebble dash the toilet bowl.

 

[lazybloke]

I find it makes me pebble dash the toilet bowl.

Oh my.

That sounds like some fermentation going on in your guts. How's your refined sugar intake? Might you have a lactose intolerance?

 

[Milzy]

Oh my.

That sounds like some fermentation going on in your guts. How's your refined sugar intake? Might you have a lactose intolerance?

Not too crazy on sugar. I think with all the fruit and yogurt with wheetabix it can happen. I once ate mostly meat for a week and found it hard to pass stool then so the mass variation is for the best.

 

[Trickedem]

I got told by a Harley Street bottom specialist that I had very impressive piles. I take every compliment I can get!