Pi$$ takers at work after bike accident

[Perry]

As you may know I had an accident with a milk float

I was off sick from work due to the injurys.

I returned to find the guys at the station had done this:

Then I try to put on my boots to find out they have filled my boots with powdered milk

I thought I managed to get all the powered milk out of my boot but after a few hours into my shift the sweat had mixed with the powder so I had squidgy milk in between my toes

Ain't it good to have mates eh?

 

[Fnaar]

You'll have the last laugh, by being fitter than them... probably
btw, do you have massive hands? Or tiny feet?

 

[Paulus]

At least they have a sense of homour, however warped.

 

[Fnaar]

If they offer you symp[athy, try not to milk it!

 

[domtyler]

What ever floats your boat I suppose!

I'll bet your mate looked like the cat that had the cream when you found your boots in that state!

 

[Perry]

You'll have the last laugh, by being fitter than them... probably
btw, do you have massive hands? Or tiny feet?

Small hands - feet size 8

I think it's just the camera angle

 

[Fnaar]

Small hands - feet size 8

I think it's just the camera angle

Yeah, pull the udder one!

 

[dan_bo]

It's all quite bovine innit.

 

[domtyler]

Small hands - feet size 8

I think it's just the camera angle

Aw, your just pint sized then!

 

[sheddy]

But if one of them has an RTC, don't be tempted to put broken glass in their boots

 

[Wolf04]

Alright enough already! Stop milking it!

 

[rich p]

You might need a new helmet after the prang. I'd suggest a Gold Top

 

[betty swollocks]

Just keep a dairy of all the other pranks they pull and exact your revenge at a later date.
You might also tell them it's 'sponsored' and not 'sponsered'!

 

[fossyant]

Work colleagues ehh.....

A few years back I had a small boot lip spoiler fitted to my car (tidied up the back end a bit - let's just say it was so subtle the wife didn't notice it)....

Anyway, it was done by a bodyshop near work, so car parked at work after. Unknown to me, my colleagues had made 'fake' plates with 'chav wannabe' on them, and taped them over my plates. As I came out of work, it was hissing it down, spotted the one on the rear as I had stuff to put in the boot, so removed it, had a quick look at the front and couldn't see anything...

Drove home 30 miles, past police cars etc, and not until I was paying for fuel at the local petrol station, did I notice the front 'fake plate' . barstewards......

 

[Aperitif]

Yoghourt lots of ideas to be going on with Perry. We'll be giving you tips till the cows come home I expect (haven't read it all - just skimmed through the other pieces de resistance)

I would advise you to dump the milky boots though because, come the Winter, you'll be fresian...