overenthusiastic kebab shop workers

[Abitrary]

Has anyone noticed how kebab shop workers used to be surly and forbidding? And how suddenly they're all chatty-watty as if they think they've become part of the colourful local scene, that doesn't exist.

Keep your beak out my business, kebab shop workers. Never ask me what football team I support again because the 3 minute charade of mendacity that ensues is more trouble than it's worth, being in mind the unwholesome food you are serving me.

 

[Carwash]

Oh noes! Someone was friendly to you, Ab? You must still be reeling from the shock!

 

[Abitrary]

I just think they should be a bit more respectful. Have they not noticed I've started getting donners instead of shish, just to avoid a stilted 5 minute football conversation that any man is duty bound to engage in?

 

[Keith Oates]

Start talking about rugby or any other sport he/she knows nothing about and silence should be restored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zimzum42]

yeah, tell them you're into cycling, that way they'll know you're a loon and stop talking to you lest you prattle on about how we should be living in a commune and going vegan...

 

[Fnaar]

Tell them you're into Turkish wrestling... you might get a freebie!

 

[Twenty Inch]

Tell them you're into Turkish wrestling... you might get a freebie!

...and a kebab!

 

[Kirstie]

Our local kebab shop are really smiley and cheerful. Before they give you food poisoning...

 

[swee'pea99]

"Never really trusted those donor kebabs...you don't know who the donor is do you?"

Dame Edna

 

[gavintc]

Easier still if you just avoided kebab shops. Crap food - just think about how far you will need to cycle to get rid of that pile of calories and fat.