Over 50's Alzheimer's test

[accountantpete]

Click on the Cognitive Function Test linky - no surnames and you don't have to give your email address.

Here

 

[The Jogger]

I forgot to do it

Seriously, I'm too much of an hypochondriac to take part.

 

[ColinJ]

I'm scared to do it!

My ex has two degrees and I remembered her doing the first in Manchester but last week I forgot where she did the second one - how could I forget that!

 

[The Jogger]

I'm scared to do it!

Me too................

 

[chillyuk]

Do what??

 

[ufkacbln]

Well I'm in trouble -I can't get past the consent page!

 

[Red Light]

Well I'm in trouble -I can't get past the consent page!

A medical friend reassured me with the following simple test. If you can't remember where you put the car keys, that's old age. If you can't remember what the car keys are for, that Alzheimers.

 

[Zoiders]

A medical friend reassured me with the following simple test. If you can't remember where you put the car keys, that's old age. If you can't remember what the car keys are for, that Alzheimers.

If you think the car keys are for the Austin Maxi you had in 1983...that's Alzheimers.

 

[The Jogger]

A medical friend reassured me with the following simple test. If you can't remember where you put the car keys, that's old age. If you can't remember what the car keys are for, that Alzheimers.

That's a relief

 

[The Jogger]

If you think the car keys are for the Austin Maxi you had in 1983...that's Alzheimers.

 

[Maslow]

So, I just picked up the car keys, opened the car door, sat in the drivers seat and wet myself
By the way, are these my feet ?

 

[phaedrus]

I don't mean to be a wet blanket, but my grandmother and mother both died of Alzheimer's. Not surprisingly, I don't find jokes about the condition particularly amusing.

 

[chillyuk]

I did the test and it reckoned I should take the referral letter to my GP!

 

[snorri]

I tried it and ran way out of time on the timed tests, but still scored an "average" mark at the end.

 

[byegad]

Do I come here often?