Only in Glasgow

[Greedo]

 

[magnatom]

Tut, tut, tut. The spelling and grammar is wrong.

It should read:

'Wannystoappishinintheclose, yamankyshowerofbast*ards!'

 

[Mr Pig]

Nice city right enough ;0)

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Hey, nice nets.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

an interesting target for said shower…

 

[magnatom]

Does Microsoft Word have a special Scottish spell-checker?

Nope. Mine comes up with this:

Wanly stoop pushing in the close, yaw many shower of bar stewards

 

[Melvil]

That's pretty polite for Glasgow. Must have been a posh area.

 

[ufkacbln]

My favourite was in Edinburgh - a small shop with a sign saying:

Nae Bairns

Nae Dugs

 

[longers]

My favourite was in Edinburgh - a small shop with a sign saying:

Nae Bairns

Nae Dugs

The Pelican in Aberdeen had a very strict dress code

Nae Taches