That is classic Col, I dealt with most things after my brothers death and the majority couldn't have been more helpful, but for a few their security scripts obviously didn't cover that eventuality, but we got there....I now think myself lucky that I didn't have anyone quite as bad as that...think I'd have lost it big time
She's been a star during a difficult time, but that conversation almost finished her off!
Obviously, even the thickest thicko must know that a dead person can't come to the phone. There are only three remaining explanations:
- Mental health issues!
- It was a sadistic wind-up.
- The person was so bored with her job and so completely engrossed in texting her pal/reading Hello magazine/filing her nails/(whatever) that the meaning of the conversation was completely lost on her!
Then there was the case of the official at one office who couldn't deal with some legal paperwork for many weeks so my sister asked him to transfer the case to their Birmingham office, which could deal with it immediately.
(Sharp intake of breath) No, no, it couldn't be done without a specific request from the Birmingham office.
She phones the Birmingham office. No, no, that's tosh, they just send it to us and we will take over.
Phones the other office again and tells the man what the man in Birmingham said. No, no, can't be done ...
Phones Birmingham again, Brummy man says give me a minute ... he phones the man in the other office and tells him that he is an idiot and that he doesn't know the correct procedure - just get on with it!
She phones the original office again to make sure that progress is being made. No, no, I can't discuss the case any further - the Birmingham office had made an official request to take over so the paperwork has been sent to them!