Muslim English weather.......

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betty swollocks

large member
In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission
for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as 'English Weather.'
Rather than offend a sizable portion of the population, it will now be
referred to as 'Muslim Weather.'

In other words - partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.
 

snorri

Legendary Member
betty swollocks said:
In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission
for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as 'English Weather.'
Quite right too.
 

Maz

Guru
betty swollocks said:
In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission
for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as 'English Weather.'
Rather than offend a sizable portion of the population, it will now be
referred to as 'Muslim Weather.'

In other words - partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.
There are far more Sunni Muslims than there are Shi'a. So it's actually....Mostly Sunni, with occasional Shi'ite.

Now that's what I call Summer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
Sorry folks...

Dry works with me...that's it..........PS where has all this crap come from on my frame/hubs..oh yeh...left over carp..on the roads - the bike is dirty......

Off topic...but so what..it's warm(ish) and dry..party............
 

rich p

ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
fossyant said:
Sorry folks...

Dry works with me...that's it..........PS where has all this crap come from on my frame/hubs..oh yeh...left over carp..on the roads - the bike is dirty......

Off topic...but so what..it's warm(ish) and dry..party............

Have you been on the brake fluid again?:thumbsup:
 
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