Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
No I was fully dressed so can you imagine if I had been un clothed
The squirrels 🐿️ would have been after the nuts 🥜
No I was fully dressed so can you imagine if I had been un clothed
Cheap - I'll have you know that's made of finest hand crafted Turkish melamine, perspex & chipboard.
It's probably the sort of thing sold online by a very discerning furniture retailer - this was one of 20 in the container. Some very odd things are counterfeited - alongside the normal (and potentially dangerous) fakes of things like Apple Mac chargers, we detained some mobile phones in the shape of Ferrari sports cars and some micro (prison) phones with well known branding.Does that kind of thing come in to order, and where would it be sold? There’s a photographer called Taryn Simon who worked in JFK Airport for five days and nights photographing confiscated items from passengers and international mail. It’s all in a forensic style, every item is classified and the resultant book is fascinating, in a phone directory kind of way. I don’t think there’s a category for Coffee Tables: Designer Fake though. I shall look and report back.
Asranted aboutmentioned on Thursday, I offered to go in to work on Friday to sort out a load of previously identified goods being imported for those of questionable taste. Who in their right mind would want a 6' x 3' Versace table and set of 6 chairs in their living room (fake obviously - Versace have confirmed it's not something they make!). Just the thing to go with the mirrored 'Chanel' side tables we stopped a few years ago as now installed in our tea point/rest area at work.
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Morning all. Bit of a late night as I got caught up watching something on BBC4. Another bright & sunny but cold day in prospect so I think a slow bimble on the 29er will follow later today.
I'm 4ft 11 - it's far easier to reach the bottom than the top
And in any case, how the blazes am I going to get a cherry picker into the middle of a wood?![]()
I saw somebody recently well up a tall tree with a chainsaw. No cherry picker. Seemed to have climbed up somehow with a waist belt and spikes on his feet I think. He did have a safety rope which he took up and attached before starting work.
Happy Chinese New Year of the Rabbit.
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Happy Chinese New Year of the Rabbit.
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