Mickle's tip of the second -

[mickle]

B

 

[Angelfishsolo]

B

No, gonna need a little more than that. Can I buy a vowel please?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

ollocks!

 

[Angelfishsolo]

ollocks!

Buy Campag...

 

[tyred]

Lubricate one's chain with WD40.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Lubricate one's chain with WD40.

Tyred invest in a flack jacket

 

[Crackle]

I didn't see it.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I didn't see it.

Then you missed out on another mickle gem, the fuggin' beauty!

 

[ianrauk]

Cheese

 

[Red Light]

I am not a letter, I am a free man.

 

[HLaB]

Actually it was 'A' both 'B' & 'C' were bollox.

 

[Fab Foodie]

B

... or not to B ... is that the question?

 

[RecordAceFromNew]

Me think it is evidence that Sh*mano is winning against the OP's struggle, who is suffering a blackout as a result...

 

[accountantpete]

Black Lassie - Trap 6 in the 2.15 at Walthamstow.