Mickle's tip of the hour -

[mickle]

Get a life.

 

[Mad at urage]

Who's life would you suggest I take?

 

[tyred]

Excuse me, I lead a hugely interesting and fascinating life.

Now excuse me while I go and count my paperclips.

 

[tyred]

Who's life would you suggest I take?

Cliff Richard's.

 

[Mad at urage]

Cliff Richard's.

Nah, wouldn't want that one... Got a better offer?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Now excuse me while I go and count my paperclips.

Any jobs going?

 

[yello]

Certainly. Where do I apply?

 

[ianrauk]

I have a life.. I invented Cheese.. I'm the man from the Pub...

 

[lukesdad]

Don t eat the yellow snow.

 

[Red Light]

I have got one round here somewhere. Think it must have got buried under my toenail clippings collection.

 

[Crackle]

How should we get a life, O Lord?

 

[Kestevan]

Where do you download one of them then?

 

[gaz]

I found buy one get on free (bog of) on lives in sainsburys

 

[Kestevan]

Ahhhh, but those would probably be low quality factory farmed lives, you want to make sure you get a genuine free range. organic yoghurt knitter life.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Gosh, wonder what the next tip is going to be?

Maybe...

(it's not Rebeka Broooks!)

Or...

Or...