Merry Mice on Meths
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Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
They were a bit cheesed off!Maz said:
Sh4rkyBloke
Jaffa Cake monster
- Location
- Manchester, UK
Maybe it means they were having a bad day or a bad sqweek...
Yes, my coat's already on and the door is closing.
Yes, my coat's already on and the door is closing.
Mr Pig
New Member
- Location
- North Lanarkshire
I often wonder if white lab coats exist just to make people who are not importaint feel that they are.
'Hello John, you'll be working in this cupboard here, know one will ever know you exist, only three other people will ever care about your work, here's your lab coat.'
They never seem to twig that no one else ever wants to wear one! Cowboys wore jeans, other people liked the idea and bought them. Working boots, suits, the list goes on but have you ever heard anyone say 'I think a white lab coat would look really cool on Saturday night'?
Poor fools. I'd pitty them if they didn't waste so much money!
'Hello John, you'll be working in this cupboard here, know one will ever know you exist, only three other people will ever care about your work, here's your lab coat.'
They never seem to twig that no one else ever wants to wear one! Cowboys wore jeans, other people liked the idea and bought them. Working boots, suits, the list goes on but have you ever heard anyone say 'I think a white lab coat would look really cool on Saturday night'?
Poor fools. I'd pitty them if they didn't waste so much money!
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
I'd better carry on drinking then.....
Wolf04
New Member
- Location
- Wallsend on Tyne
After reading this thread I nipped out at lunchtime and bought a bottle of red! Feeling much better now and haven't even opened it yet. Not sure how it's going to help depressed mice though. Oh and my lab coat is light blue.
NickM
Veteran
- Location
- Darwin's birthplace
Two Duvels and a Sint Bernardus Prior 8 yesterday evening certainly improved my mood.
However, the experiment yielded insufficient data for statistical validity, so I shall be compelled to repeat it tonight
However, the experiment yielded insufficient data for statistical validity, so I shall be compelled to repeat it tonight
NickM
Veteran
- Location
- Darwin's birthplace
Isn't the Pope a Catholic? Don't bears shit in the woods? etc., etc....rich p said:
Yellow Fang
Legendary Member
- Location
- Reading
The mice were tested for depression-like behaviour using a widely recognised method called the Porsolt Swim Test.
Each rodent was placed inside a beaker filled with water and allowed to swim for six minutes.
The amount of time they spend immobile - floating and not swimming - was measured as an index of despair or depression-like behaviour.
What I'm wondering is if the mice can float then why bother swimming anyway? It could be that these mice just cotten on more quickly.
Each rodent was placed inside a beaker filled with water and allowed to swim for six minutes.
The amount of time they spend immobile - floating and not swimming - was measured as an index of despair or depression-like behaviour.
What I'm wondering is if the mice can float then why bother swimming anyway? It could be that these mice just cotten on more quickly.
Rhythm Thief
Legendary Member
- Location
- Ross on Wye
On my second glass of Macallan, following two glasses of Chillean Merlot with dinner. I must say I don't feel depressed.
