Marmite terrorism

[ayceejay]

It is well documented that people either love Marmite or they hate it, I am in the former camp'
I was in England over Christmas and I bought a jar (I can't get it here) when it came time to leave I realised after locking my suitcase and piling it into the car that my Marmite was in a kitchen cupboard I rushed back and put it in my carry on. At the airport (Heathrow) I was pulled aside to explain something in my bag - the Marmite that was confiscated. I am aware of the rules but I had forgotten about the Marmite but I was just wondering how much harm I could do? If I forced it on fellow plane passengers who hate it would I qualify as a terrorist?

 

[ianrauk]

I'm one of those rare beasts that can take it or leave it. Neither loving or hating it. Sometimes I have it on toast in the morning. Sometimes I think, nah, yuk.

 

[Hill Wimp]

It is well documented that people either love Marmite or they hate it, I am in the former camp'
I was in England over Christmas and I bought a jar (I can't get it here) when it came time to leave I realised after locking my suitcase and piling it into the car that my Marmite was in a kitchen cupboard I rushed back and put it in my carry on. At the airport (Heathrow) I was pulled aside to explain something in my bag - the Marmite that was confiscated. I am aware of the rules but I had forgotten about the Marmite but I was just wondering how much harm I could do? If I forced it on fellow plane passengers who hate it would I qualify as a terrorist?

That's would be torture.

I'd tell you anything if you forced me to eat it in between vomiting of course.

 

[midliferider]

Marmite
Canada
Free movement of goods with people.
This is all to do with Brexit.
Leave our Marmite to us.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Marmite
Canada
Free movement of goods with people.
This is all to do with Brexit.
Leave our Marmite to us.

Please smuggle it all out.

 

[dim]

Bovril .... (hot toast, lots of melting proper butter and a thin spread of Bovril) .... much tastier than marmite

 

[Cycleops]

Bovril .... (hot toast, lots of melting proper butter and a thin spread of Bovril) .... much tastier than marmite

But full of nasty animal stuff.

 

[Julia9054]

Vile stuff. And all the members of my household insist on leaving the lid off the jar and the sticky knife on the kitchen worktop. Bleaugh!

 

[Spinney]

Just eating a hot crumpet with lashings of melted butter and marmite. Yummmm!!

 

[User482]

I'm one of those rare beasts that can take it or leave it. Neither loving or hating it. Sometimes I have it on toast in the morning. Sometimes I think, nah, yuk.

I don't like it on toast, but quite like it as a flavouring. Apparently "meh" is not an option...

 

[CanucksTraveller]

I quite like it sometimes. Other times I'm not bothered. That's three of us already, so it turns out Marmite isn't at all "marmite".

 

[dim]

But full of nasty animal stuff.

like sausage or like haggis or like tripe or like fillet steak?

 

[keithmac]

Me and my daughter love it (including twigglets), my son dislikes it and the wife would be physically sick if forced to eat a slice of Marmite on toast.

Poached or scrambled eggs on toast with a liberal spreading of marmite, lovely. Also transforms beans on toast, with a drizzle of soy sauce to finish!.

 

[subaqua]

like sausage or like haggis or like tripe or like fillet steak?

None of that is nasty animal stuff. Well not unless the sausage is Netto value sausage then it could be nasty !

 

[Katherine]

http://www.marmite.co.uk/category/recipes

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ailbhemalone/marmite-recipes?utm_term=.ixroQpMPW#.fwqV5Kbqr