Linford The Rhea

[Deleted member 1258]

This made me chuckle, they are saying they've given up trying to catch the bird and nicknamed it Linford after Linford Christy the sprinter as it does a linford every time they get too near it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engla...eHGSPv39fyIxPtBKq6EVmzLSRrzFSQe0IyVYctTanobaM

 

[classic33]

Wonder how many others are out there. Links at the bottom of the page give another three cases.

 

[Beebo]

Should have called in Chris.

 

[classic33]

Should have called in Chris.

There's already one called Chris, you'd confuse it!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Wonder how many others are out there. Links at the bottom of the page give another three cases.

Theres a surprising number of exotic stuff living wild in this country. Wallabies apparently are common in some places.

 

[classic33]

We'd a "pet" lion one year on the loose near here. Whilst I wouldn't have minded seeing it, I'd want it from a distance that'd give me a head start.

 

[EltonFrog]

That situation with the Rhea could be dire.

 

[Kempstonian]

Reminds me of the guy who managed to breed four legged chickens...

 

[Dave7]

Reminds me of the guy who managed to breed four legged chickens...

What did they taste like ?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

What did they taste like ?

I don't know, nobody could catch one.

 

[Dave7]

I don't know, nobody could catch one.

Boom boom.
We should be a double act

 

[EltonFrog]

I don't know, nobody could catch one.

Boom boom.
We should be a double act

Yeah, one of you could sing Old Man River, the other could jump in it.

 

[classic33]

Reminds me of the guy who managed to breed four legged chickens...

 

[Kempstonian]

Boom boom.
We should be a double act

Yeah, that's it - just cut me out of the act altogether... *stomps off in a huff*

 

[Kempstonian]

Anyway I don't think 'The Two Daves' has the same ring about it as The Two Ronnies...