Let's help poor Katie

[Drago]

You may have seen in the news today that Katie price has been declared bankrupt. T'is reckoned she was worth 45 million at one point, but she's frittered it all away on botox, pink Range Rovers, and drink driving fines.

So, being the helpful lot we are, I thought we could get our heads together and come up with ideas for jobs she could do to earn a few quid.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

I thought she'd been bankrupt before?

 

[fossyant]

I thought she'd been bankrupt before?

A few times !

 

[Spiderweb]

Buoyancy aid at the local swimming pool 🏊🏻‍♀️

 

[fossyant]

Jobs,

Ambassador for not having lots of cosmetic surgery ?

 

[Spiderweb]

Marriage & Relationship Councillor 😂

 

[fossyant]

Marriage & Relationship Councillor 😂

Well she has been on Loose Women

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Sorry you but you have to admire her to a degree, how many on here could amass & then lose £45M, it's quite impressive

 

[PeteXXX]

She could ask for a whip round..

 

[Drago]

Sorry you but you have to admire her to a degree, how many on here could amass & then lose £45M, it's quite impressive

Amassing it is one thing, but if you don't hang on to it then its was all for nothing. The Interest alone on that is in the region of £140,000 a month if properly managed.

 

[raleighnut]

Surely with that level of fiscal ineptitude she should stand for Parliament.

 

[welsh dragon]

Surely with that level of fiscal ineptitude she should stand for Parliament.

Maybe we should nominate her to be the next Prime minister. We havn't filled that one yet on the other thread.

 

[gavroche]

Forgive my ignorance but who is she?

 

[Drago]

Forgive my ignorance but who is she?

She lives in the flat below Accy.

 

[Dave7]

I cant understand this thread.
I like to keep abreast of things and see why we have all these 'tat for tit' comments but what has she done to have these knockers.