Know any good Dalai Lama jokes?

[ColinJ]

Neither did he ...

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[buddha]

No Domino's in Dharmasala then?

 

[atbman]

The Dali Lama gives him £10 for a £5 pizza and waits for a fiver back.

It isn't forthcoming so he asks, "Where is my change?"

The pizza server says, "Change must come from within"

 

[Stephenite]

Not quite Dalai Lama but...

What's the definition of a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

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Someone who lies awake all night wondering about the existence of a dog.

 

[JohnHenry]

The Dalai Lama recently fired his gardener, who had a degree in carnations but didn't dig reincarnations.

 

[Archie_tect]

The Dali Lama gives him £10 for a £5 pizza and waits for a fiver back.

It isn't forthcoming so he asks, "Where is my change?"

The pizza server says, "Change must come from within"

 

[Over The Hill]

That is really funny- thanks

 

[mikeitup]

The Dalai Lama received $1.7million a year during the 1960's from the CIA to fund guerrilla operations in China.

Oh, sorry that's not a joke.

 

[benb]

I liked this one. I know I'm repeating

The Dali Lama gives him £10 for a £5 pizza and waits for a fiver back.

It isn't forthcoming so he asks, "Where is my change?"

The pizza server says, "Change must come from within"

Did the chef make him one with everything?

 

[CanucksTraveller]

Wow, an 11 year thread necro. That must be some kind of record!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Why did the the Dalai Lama visit Las Vegas?

Tibet

 

[Chris S]

From the Any Good Jokes thread:

The Dali Lama pays £10 for a £5 pizza and waits for a fiver back.
It isn't forthcoming so he asks, "Where is my change?"
The pizza server says, "Change must come from within"

 

[ColinJ]

From the Any Good Jokes thread:

The Dali Lama pays £10 for a £5 pizza and waits for a fiver back.
It isn't forthcoming so he asks, "Where is my change?"
The pizza server says, "Change must come from within"

Not reading the earlier posts in the thread...?

 

[Chris S]

Not reading the earlier posts in the thread...?

Not from 11 years ago ...

 

[Beebo]

What happens when you get stuck between two Dalai Lamas?
You get Lamanated. .