Just on a really boring conference call

[Greedo]

and looking about my desk. On my desk today we have.........

Sony laptop
Mobile phone
Desk phone
ipod
Newspaper
Stapler
Business Cards
Digital Camera
Banana
Bottle of coke (unopened)
Bottle of Volvic (opened)
Mug with some cold coffee
A tub of M&S flapjacks (2 left)
post it notes
wine magazine
Christmas cards (that I must remember to post or MrsG will boot my ....)
Couple of financial reports
Bottle of wine from someone
Bottle of Lagavulin from someone else
A trade magazine
An assortment of pens and pencils
a small pile of receipts

Not too bad or messy today. Anyone else playing?

 

[mr Mag00]

where to start???

breakfast bowl
2009 diary
tyre receipts
cd of nature photgraphs
coffee (muf? subliminal?) pot
leatherman and assorted bike tool pouches
cd box from incar cd player
cheque books
ds lite
dvla lettter
job application
photo albums
klippits
business cards
scissors
pens
phone charger
various pay slips
cv
unopened cc bills
loose change
a floppy dics!?!?!
inhalers
notebook
old remote control

 

[ChrisKH]

One electrionic rent payment requiring online authorisation.
A number of year end reminder memos.
Analysis of service and maintenance costs.
Purchase ledger payment batch for online authorisation.
One phone.
One Barclays online banking card reader.
One Viking 10 digit calculator.
Numerous blue size no. 1 finger condoms.
Hole punch.
Stapler.
Tube of Savlon Antiseptic Cream (Half used)
One "Cool Chris" Coffee mug. Empty.
Several lumimous "Post-It" file markers.
One "Sent", "Copy", "Posted" & "Paid" ink stamps.
Sellotape.
Several unreviewed bank reconciliations.
One 18" ruler.
Six coffee mug mats from Brazil.
One picture of eldest son in school uniform.
One round of Tuna & sweetcorn sandwich (Home made).
One copy of 'Eats Shoots & Leaves' by Lynne Truss.
One black meeting binder for period 1st March 2008 to 31st December 2008.


Can I top myself now? I've just realised the banality & futility of my existence.

 

[johnnyh]

Tosh laptop
docking station
keyboard
mouse
mouse mat
external freecom DVD writer
20" Dell monitor
Card reader
4 or 5 2.5" USB hard drives
phone
in/out trays
HP 1020 printer
250GB WD external drive
500GB freecom external drive
HP colour laser
modem
router
unmanaged swtch
security key box
various hard drives
spindle of CD's
spindle of DVD's
another 20" Dell monitor
empty glass
old Athlon 2400+ CPU
box of security software containing 20 licenses
scanner
Canon IP4300 photo printer
desklamp
pens
mug
case for cycling sunglasses
scissors
HTC touch diamond mobile phone on charge
screwdrivers
tools
multimeter
tape measure
stapler
various a4 docs
screen cleaning cloth
trade catalogues
gaffa tape
usb cables
headphones
small PC
canon g9
another couple of mouse mats
another keyboard and mouse
bag of various DDR memory sticks
my elbows

 

[Landslide]

Some work.

As you may already have guessed, I'm avoiding it...

 

[mr Mag00]

my elbows

hahaha yh i didnt think putting 'feet' would be a good idea, the way i feel today should be my head

 

[johnnyh]

hehehe my head has already made a couple of visits to the desk... luckily it's tempered glass and the wrist rest on the keyboard takes the hit

 

[yenrod]

Scanner/Printer

Computer

Bluetooth adaptor - 1gb flash drive - bluetooth install disk - rubber

banana

calculator

hole punch ~ small

2 piles: 1 purchase orders / 1 invoices

1 envelope standard ltr size

memo for calculation of wages over xmas for weekly paid staff

ringbinder for p.o's.

yellow highlighter

belkin wireless thingy

stapler

seal for milk carton top

mouse

keyboard

 

[Greedo]

Picture too Yenrod!

Sterling work young man. Sterling work.

 

[mr Mag00]

no way i am putting up a photograph, wallowing in mire here

 

[yenrod]

 

[Aperitif]

Scanner/Printer

Computer

Bluetooth adaptor - 1gb flash drive - bluetooth install disk - rubber

banana

calculator

hole punch ~ small

2 piles: 1 purchase orders / 1 invoices

1 envelope standard ltr size

memo for calculation of wages over xmas for weekly paid staff

ringbinder for p.o's.

yellow highlighter

belkin wireless thingy

stapler

seal for milk carton top

mouse

keyboard

you're busy!

 

[cookiemonster]

My Apple MacBook

Lava Lamp

Books (Population Genetics, Excellence in Ecology and People and Wildlife)

Finnish - English dictionary

LabTech computer speakers

Mobile

Multi-vitamins

Pens and pencils

Stapler

Hole punch

Calculator


Quite tidy for me.

 

[yenrod]

you're busy!

Ticking over Aps !!!!!!!!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

18 track digital mixing desk
Joe Meek VC3 pro channel vocal pre amp
Joe meek JM47 mic
Tascam US 122 midi USB soundcard
Plextor cd writer
Boss DR 770 midi drum machine
Pile of discrete drum CDs
Chord calculator
Marantz cdr 630
Samson 85 wat studio power amp for moniters
Spirit moniters
Epos moniters
Auro evolution amp
Rotel cd player
Advent pc & moniter
Extreme isolation headphones
Audio tech ath m40fs headphones
Mouse
Replacement JJ electronic tubes for guitar amp
Marshall JMP 1 midi pre amp
tc electronics G major midi guitar effects unit
Line 6 Pod origional
Marshall 50/50 9000 series valve power amp
FCB 1010 midi controller
Photo scanner
Book type memory gizmo for pc
box of various plectrums
various guitar strings
String winder
Allen keys
GPS unit Garmin
pens
capo
lemon tree oil
GR 20 midi guitar synth
desk lamp
Call of duty pc game discs
cabling (spaghetti style)
3 empty mugs of tea
expired passport
Dust & various other crap...

...thats just the desk...if I turn around here....erm...no...life is to short to list that...