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[postman]

Jesus was not born in Barnsley .According to my sister in law .It's hard enough finding three wise men let alone a virgin .

 

[postman]

My sister in law has also offered advice on taking a journey .Wrap up well .Wear a woolly hat ,scarf and gloves .Carry a haversack with a warm drink and food .A blanket may also be carried .A shovel is also advised a torch a hi viz jacket a mobile phone and good strong outdoor boots .

I must say sound advice .But i looked a right numpty on the bus into town this morning .

 

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[gazmercer]

My sister in law has also offered advice on taking a journey .Wrap up well .Wear a woolly hat ,scarf and gloves .Carry a haversack with a warm drink and food .A blanket may also be carried .A shovel is also advised a torch a hi viz jacket a mobile phone and good strong outdoor boots .

I must say sound advice .But i looked a right numpty on the bus into town this morning .

Great. But did you have clean undies on just in case of an accident

 

[Maz]

Which was the first company to make ice-cream?
Walls of Jericho.

 

[mr_hippo]

Jesus was not Mexican so why does he have a Mexican name?

 

[Iain p]

Which was the first company to make ice-cream?
Walls of Jericho.

 

[Night Train]

My sister in law has also offered advice on taking a journey .Wrap up well .Wear a woolly hat ,scarf and gloves .Carry a haversack with a warm drink and food .A blanket may also be carried .A shovel is also advised a torch a hi viz jacket a mobile phone and good strong outdoor boots .

I must say sound advice .But i looked a right numpty on the bus into town this morning .

She doesn't insure with Direct Line does she?

I got a text from them to that effect last Friday!

 

[Fnaar]

Which was the first company to make ice-cream?
Walls of Jericho.

... which had a sister-company in the dairy-produce market:
Cheeses of Nazareth

 

[adscrim]

... which had a sister-company in the dairy-produce market:
Cheeses of Nazareth

They gave their employees packets of babybel as a Christmas bonus, on account of them being baby cheeses.

 

[martint235]

and don't mention the 3 ships that sailed into Bethlehem to load up with said dairy products.....

 

[Maz]

... which had a sister-company in the dairy-produce market:
Cheeses of Nazareth

Hehe. Made I chuckle!

 

[Aperitif]

Hehe. Made I chuckle!

Many a jesty word spoken in truth Maz. Illchester (the 'I') are cheese makers...and their product is called 'Chuckle'!

 

[Maz]

Many a jesty word spoken in truth Maz. Illchester (the 'I') are cheese makers...and their product is called 'Chuckle'!

My goodness, that's bizarre!

 

[Firestorm]

Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.