I've had a present....

[Arch]

This might sound a bit odd...

I got home yesterday to find a rather nice gift waiting for me. There was a card in the box, with a nice message, and a name. I have no idea who the name is, never heard it before, to my knowledge.

The present came from a deli in York. It's possible that they got the cards mixed up, I suppose - I'll be trying to check with them today. The only other option I can think of is that it's someone I only know by a psue...pseu... user name. Which really narrows it down to this forum...

If by any chance someone on here sent me a really nice present, could they PM me, so I can thank them properly? I won't give them away if that's what they prefer, I just hate to think of not being able to thank someone properly. And I'd really like to know who it is, anyway!

 

[mr Mag00]

tuck in!

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

It voss random collision of good vill of zer Forum. Zer name iss not important.
Und I vill be colliding zer arse of zer deli for putting name inside….
Happy Christmas!

 

[Landslide]

...The only other option I can think of is that it's someone I only know by a psue...pseu... user name...

It's that lady who always wears jeans isn't it? Sue Denim?

 

[Speicher]

It voss random collision of good vill of zer Forum. Zer name iss not important.
Und I vill be colliding zer arse of zer deli for putting name inside….
Happy Christmas!

Collision nicht ein Wort auf Deutsch ist. Sie sind ein Ausländer!

Sie suchen "eine Auseinandersetzung haben (mit)"

Therefore this ten times longer your post make would.

 

[Landslide]

Don't worry Speicher, it's Swiss German, therefore exempt from the usual constraints of intelligibility.

 

[Speicher]

Zut alors, that it then explains.

 

[Arch]

Right.... I've had a PM

I'm starting to think I may have been the beneficiary of a plot. I'm still a little bit in the dark, but I have suspicions.

If that is the case, I am truly touched...

 

[yenrod]

I thought this was gonna be the Dr was wrapped up in wrapping paper naked !!!!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

<shaggy>it wasn't me</shaggy>

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

If that is the case, I am truly touched...

ZER ARE MORE ZAN VUN VAYS TO BE TAKING ZIS...

 

[Danny]

I'd eat whatever it is quickly in case it was a mistake.

 

[Arch]

ZER ARE MORE ZAN VUN VAYS TO BE TAKING ZIS...

You know what I mean....

Danny, I'll try, but I think if I try to get through it all quickly, I'll be a) sick and fat...