I'm too sexy for my bike

[Hip Priest]

In my four weeks of commuting (harcore, me) I've never had anything shouted at me. But tonight, within a 10 minute period, I got wolf-whistled twice. I suspect there was a strong element of sarcasm, given that I'm 17st and was sweating like two pigs, but hey, let's ignore that...

Anyone else aroused the libido of passing peds?

 

[NormanD]

Sorry mate that blind man at the side of the road thought you were female

 

[yello]

Libido, no. Mirth perhaps.

 

[corshamjim]

Someone complimented me on my bell the other day.

Which was nice.

 

[smokeysmoo]

Someone complimented me on my bell the other day.

Well, there's no answer to that

 

[Melonfish]

the lads in work had to comment the other day, i showed up in my brightest luminous yellow windstopper jacket, with camo shorts and a black bandanna with a skull and crossbones on it.
they couldn't NOT say anything to be fair

 

[brockers]

Nice to be ah-pre-cia-ted though, Hip Priest !

 

[wheres_my_beard]

Someone complimented me on my bell the other day.

Which was nice.

That must have been some tight shorts you were wearing

 

[jackm]

Someone complimented me on my bell the other day.

Which was nice.

I say....ding dong

 

[jackm]

I was having a chat with a very nice policewoman the other day.....well really she was giving me a well deserved lecture about red traffic lights and I was agreeing with everything she said. Her last words to me were. "nice shorts, by the way". I'm in lurve..........

 

[al-fresco]

A shop assistant once asked me "Nice legs - do you work out?" but unfortunately he was male

 

[Sambu]

In my four weeks of commuting (harcore, me) I've never had anything shouted at me. But tonight, within a 10 minute period, I got wolf-whistled twice. I suspect there was a strong element of sarcasm, given that I'm 17st and was sweating like two pigs, but hey, let's ignore that...

Anyone else aroused the libido of passing peds?

Pigs don't sweat

 

[HLaB]

I used to live in Dublin and one night cycling back from a mates flat just after midnight, a thick northside accent called out, 'da ya want business', I turned to see the fatest/ ugliest prostitute, needless to say I pedalled faster.

 

[Hip Priest]

Pigs don't sweat

Really? Ok, I was sweating like a fat human cycling up a hill.