I s**t myself tonight

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decided to go for a evening ride (19.30) a steady 19mile, on the way back through SHERWOOD PINES as its steated to get dark i noticed a couple of deer knocking about, nothing new there at night,, i was thrashing it down one of the long straits lights blazing and bang two of the bleeding things jumped out and ran right accros my path i clipped one on the back of the rear legs after finally stopping, and calming down, i suddenly started thinking of dog soldiers i was watching the other night....lol watch out for deers and special forces warewolfs in sherwood pines... lol....Mark
 

lukesdad

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I hit a sheep the other day.
 

Globalti

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Had some deer suddenly jump out on us when riding in the dark up a Scottish glen. We also nearly shat ourselves!
 

e-rider

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I once heard a car driver saying that a cyclist jumped out in front of him and he clipped the back wheel - he didn't $hit himself though; just worried about the scratch on his car! Hope your bike was OK.
 
I hit a sheep the other day.

I believe they call that wife beating in your neck of the woods
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Sheffield_Tiger

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Well, I made up for all your sheep-worrying yesterday morning, passed a farm entrance and found a distressed sheep wedged under the gate with a big trench it had dug trying to scramble out after getting well and truly stuck.

I managed to lift the gate enough to pull the sheep free and it was still tired, though all limbs moved freely it didn't get up (exhausted), and gave it a drink as looked like it had been there a while
 

jdrussell

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decided to go for a evening ride (19.30) a steady 19mile, on the way back through SHERWOOD PINES as its steated to get dark i noticed a couple of deer knocking about, nothing new there at night,, i was thrashing it down one of the long straits lights blazing and bang two of the bleeding things jumped out and ran right accros my path i clipped one on the back of the rear legs after finally stopping, and calming down, i suddenly started thinking of dog soldiers i was watching the other night....lol watch out for deers and special forces warewolfs in sherwood pines... lol....Mark

ha ha, that is quite funny, Dog Soldiers is a great film. Was the deer alright ?
 
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