I demand wheels for all bikes should be made mandatory

[Racing roadkill]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JkIc2Y5gKYM


This is an outrage.

 

[classic33]

Hover bikes available to pre-order.

 

[MontyVeda]

Wheels are sooo last century.

 

[classic33]

Which axis do they have to spin in?

 

[cyberknight]

stop the puncture fairy , thats x mas sorted )

 

[slowmotion]

I'm opposed to compulsion in any form, including wheel possession.

 

[Globalti]

Nice job but it will never sell; by the time they've fitted all the protective shields that legislation will require it will weigh too much and the efficiency of the props will be reduced. The traditional fixed wing aircraft has been honed to the point of perfection especially for gliders and the rotating wing, i.e. the helicopter, works pretty well but using four big fans to keep the thing aloft by sheer brute force will be too costly in energy.

 

[Bodhbh]

If he clipped one of those roof supports it would get messy pretty sharpish.

 

[Custom24]

Nice job but it will never sell; by the time they've fitted all the protective shields that legislation will require it will weigh too much and the efficiency of the props will be reduced. The traditional fixed wing aircraft has been honed to the point of perfection especially for gliders and the rotating wing, i.e. the helicopter, works pretty well but using four big fans to keep the thing aloft by sheer brute force will be too costly in energy.

Yeah, it's elf and safety gawn mad. Shields schmields. Let the rider fall onto the props, I say. You knew it was unshielded when you bought it.

 

[classic33]

Only one spoof "mandatory" thread is allowed per user. It's in the Cyclechat Terms and Conditions, that you signed up to when you joined. p 732 just after "surrender of firstborn" and before the bit about offerings and sacrifices to Shaun.

Signed up after that was made impossible. And the T&C's were shorter when I joined, just the one page, even that wasn't a complete one.

 

[bpsmith]

It appears that it’s not Mandatory to close all Mandatory threads, only some.

 

[Drago]

I'm surprised to hear that hoovering is the future.

 

[classic33]

Nice job but it will never sell; by the time they've fitted all the protective shields that legislation will require it will weigh too much and the efficiency of the props will be reduced. The traditional fixed wing aircraft has been honed to the point of perfection especially for gliders and the rotating wing, i.e. the helicopter, works pretty well but using four big fans to keep the thing aloft by sheer brute force will be too costly in energy.

You've heard of Martin Aircraft?
Ducted fan, even that doesn't mean you'll not have someone try cutting you up.

 

[Racing roadkill]

I'm surprised to hear that hoovering is the future.

You can play a mean game of quidditch with the right hoover.