I am not very happy...

[Sig SilverPrinter]

I've had to come in on my day off to print a job for U2

 

[BigonaBianchi]

...they always were over rated in my opinion.

 

[ianrauk]

My brother likes them....
eeer.. that's it really

 

[beanzontoast]

Least they could do is dedicate a song for you on their next album. They could call it

I Am Not Very Happy (Come In On My Day Off).

 

[Aperitif]

...you must be on a bit of a bonos payment Sig - it's only fair!

 

[TheDoctor]

That's enough to tip her over The Edge.

I'm so sorry.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

U2 are so rubbish I'd have considered telling them to stick the job up their arse!

 

[MacB]

 

[snakehips]

Least they could do is dedicate a song for you on their next album. They could call it

I Am Not Very Happy (Come In On My Day Off).

Didn't Morrissey do that number a few years ago. U2 may be crap but I don't think they would do cover versions of his old songs.

 

[Aperitif]

<Cut to Sig SilverPrinter returning home after arduous task aforementioned>

"Hello darling I'm home - I had, just the most awful day"

"Hah - not you too?"

"Yes, how did you know that?"

<Sig dodges upstairs to develop her knowledge of the female nude for next week's work...life for her has just not been the same since Julie Walters and Helen Mirren started prancing around in the Women's Institute film...>

 

[DJ]

I've had to come in on my day off to print a job for U2

Oh heavens, it's not a nude U2 is it!!!!!

 

[Sig SilverPrinter]

Oh heavens, it's not a nude U2 is it!!!!!

Already done that years ago

Have at last finished.
These are for Rolling Stone mag front cover is colour but hopefully they'll use the black and white inside, better do after all my hard work.
And now I think i shall go home

 

[sheddy]

Just get in on yer CV
U2CV - actually thats another thread (or just a french tribute band)