How Bizarre

[sdr gb]

Out for a ride yesterday, part of my route took me from Denshaw up to Buckstones. (For those that don't know it, its a moorland road into West Yorkshire). After reaching the top of the climb, getting my breath back on the flat, there was a red Transit van parked on the verge. As I got near, the drivers side door opened and a woman got out, turned round, saw me approaching and dived back into the van. The strange thing was, she was COMPLETELY NAKED . Although the sun was out, it wasn't quite warm enough at 10am to go without clothes. As I turned off to head towards Scammonden Bridge, I looked over my shoulder to see the van being parked in the big lay-by at the junction. I couldn't see anybody else in the van which made it even stranger.

Anybody else seen strange things whilst out riding.

 

[chillyuk]

Was she worth seeing?

 

[sdr gb]

I've seen worse, then again, I didn't spend too much time looking at the face

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[DiddlyDodds]

Did you know that "How Bizarre" was a song released by New Zealand group OMC in 1995, gladly it was less memorable than a naked lady in a lay-by

 

[gavroche]

those sort of things never happen to me. Lucky fellow! Did you have your head cam on?

 

[DiddlyDodds]

Cpl of months ago i was peddling through the lanes north of Burnley and as i was passing a field full of cows, i noticed one lying down with something sticking out the back whilst the cow sat there calmly chewing grass.
I had to look twice before i realised it was the legs of a calf being born that i was looking at, didn't stop but did pass on my way back to see a fresh faced calf lying beside its mother.

 

[sdr gb]

those sort of things never happen to me. Lucky fellow! Did you have your head cam on?

No, don't own one

. Although if this becomes a regular occurrence, I may invest in one.

 

[DiddlyDodds]

No, don't own one

. Although if this becomes a regular occurrence, I may invest in one.

Cam , Car Park , naked lady ,, all you need is to swap your Bike for a dog and ..... mmm not sure where this is going

 

[sdr gb]

Cam , Car Park , naked lady ,, all you need is to swap your Bike for a dog and ..... mmm not sure where this is going

It would make an interesting forum ride. Probably get a record attendance. It would be called "Off for a Dog"

 

[Globalti]

It was very near there, in fact at the foot of that big repeater mast on Blackstone Edge, that I stopped with a bunch of riders on an MTB trip. There was a small red hatchback parked in the car park and a couple of minutes after we arrived a big shiny jag arrived with a podgy businessman driving and a very young dolly bird in the passenger seat. To a chorus of approving "way-hays" and "eh-ups" she got out of the Jag, blushing bright red, jumped into the red hatchback and drove off smartish.

 

[Fnaar]

When I was much younger, Mrs F and I were 'courting'. We were on hols in Portuguggle, and had a hired car. In the middle of nowhere, we stopped during heavy rain to ..erm... look at the view... unfortunately the windows steamed up, and so we couldn't see anything, and we started to admire each others' views... one thing led to another, and er... well, you get the picture. Anyhoo, we were 'interrupted' by a little old man wiping the window with his jacket sleeve, and peering into the (slightly rocking) car. Not sure who was more startled, us or him !!!

 

[DiddlyDodds]

It was very near there, in fact at the foot of that big repeater mast on Blackstone Edge, that I stopped with a bunch of riders on an MTB trip. There was a small red hatchback parked in the car park and a couple of minutes after we arrived a big shiny jag arrived with a podgy businessman driving and a very young dolly bird in the passenger seat. To a chorus of approving "way-hays" and "eh-ups" she got out of the Jag, blushing bright red, jumped into the red hatchback and drove off smartish.

Had to be a Jag ,, something a bit dodgy about a business man in a Jag .

Wonder if it is just because Arthur from Minder always had one

 

[superbadger]

Was doing a tour/camping trip and had set tent up in some woods (wild camping)... Not a soul around so left everything and went getting firewood. Got back with plenty for the night and could hear a noise in my tent? Peeked in and two squirrels were trying to get the flapjacks out my backpack!!! One flew out but the other was going crazy and took a while to get him/her gone!!!

 

[ufkacbln]

Many years ago, there was a story about a Search and Rescue Helicopter who were on their way back, when they spotted a cripple of naked young ladies, so went closer (obviously concerned for their safety)

When they arrived there were several people around including a very expensive looking lighting and camera setup...now videoing the Helicopter

They then had to report that they thought there was the possibility that they would be appearing in a pron film!

 

[pshore]

two squirrels were trying to get the flapjacks out my backpack!!!

After reading the stories above, I thought that was a euphemism.